Here are my guesses for the third book, "The Fire".
Traditions And The Figureheads Thereof Who Place A Deity Above The One Who Is The One:
Accem - Mecca
free will
miracles
Mopus Day - Opus Dei
pray
Prophecies
The Reformed Nation
(More) Especially Offensive Books That Have Been Banned: As Dictated by The One Who Bans Books:
The Adventures of Yingying - The Adventures of Tintin
Backward Stories From Resistance School -
The Mysterious Derelict Civilization - The Mysterious Benedict Society
Steve Plymouth - Scott Pilgrim
The Shadowick Chronicles - The Spiderwick Chronicles
A Crinkle In The Mind - A Wrinkle In Time
The Susie Darkshack Series - The Sookie Stackhouse Series
Prohibited Websites Meant For Subterfuge: As Proclaimed by The One Who Surfs The Cyberspace:
Critter - Twitter
Juggle - Google
MyTaste - MySpace
Countenance Digest - Facebook
Inappropriate Telecasts That Promote Absurdity And Delusions Of Grandeur: As Shut Down by The One Who Restructures The Visual Media:
Flee - Glee
Disappeared - Lost
The Hospice - House
Saw And Molder - Law & Order
The Real Churls - The Real World
Who Wants To Be The One Who Is The One? - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
"Witch & Wizard" and the sequel, "The Gift".
Additions:
ReplyDelete* The Reformed Nation = Protestant Reformation (led by Barton Ruthmer instead of Martin Luther)
* Backward Stories from Resistance School = Sideways Stories from Wayside School
* Saws and Molder can't be Law and Order, unfortunately. The description says the fictional show is a documentary, which L&O is not.
* I was under the impression that Real Churls was instead Real Housewives, but your idea works too.
Also, thanks for clarifying The Mysterious Derelict Civilization and Susie Darkshack for me - I hadn't figured them out before!
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ReplyDeleteAlso, I think Backward Tories from Resistance School is Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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