Friday, December 7, 2012

James Patterson's "The Fire" - Banned Materials

Excerpts of NEW ORDER PROPAGANDA as Disseminated by The Council of N.O. "Arts" section.


Here are my guesses for the third book, "The Fire".

Traditions And The Figureheads Thereof Who Place A Deity Above The One Who Is The One:
Accem - Mecca
free will
miracles
Mopus Day - Opus Dei
pray
Prophecies
The Reformed Nation

(More) Especially Offensive Books That Have Been Banned: As Dictated by The One Who Bans Books:
The Adventures of Yingying - The Adventures of Tintin
Backward Stories From Resistance School -
The Mysterious Derelict Civilization - The Mysterious Benedict Society
Steve Plymouth - Scott Pilgrim
The Shadowick Chronicles - The Spiderwick Chronicles
A Crinkle In The Mind - A Wrinkle In Time
The Susie Darkshack Series - The Sookie Stackhouse Series

Prohibited Websites Meant For Subterfuge: As Proclaimed by The One Who Surfs The Cyberspace:
Critter - Twitter
Juggle - Google
MyTaste - MySpace
Countenance Digest - Facebook

Inappropriate Telecasts That Promote Absurdity And Delusions Of Grandeur: As Shut Down by The One Who Restructures The Visual Media:
Flee - Glee
Disappeared - Lost
The Hospice - House
Saw And Molder - Law & Order
The Real Churls - The Real World
Who Wants To Be The One Who Is The One? - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?


"Witch & Wizard" and the sequel, "The Gift".

3 comments:

  1. Additions:

    * The Reformed Nation = Protestant Reformation (led by Barton Ruthmer instead of Martin Luther)
    * Backward Stories from Resistance School = Sideways Stories from Wayside School
    * Saws and Molder can't be Law and Order, unfortunately. The description says the fictional show is a documentary, which L&O is not.
    * I was under the impression that Real Churls was instead Real Housewives, but your idea works too.

    Also, thanks for clarifying The Mysterious Derelict Civilization and Susie Darkshack for me - I hadn't figured them out before!

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