James Patterson's "The Fire" - Banned Materials

Excerpts of NEW ORDER PROPAGANDA as Disseminated by The Council of N.O. "Arts" section.


Here are my guesses for the third book, "The Fire".

Traditions And The Figureheads Thereof Who Place A Deity Above The One Who Is The One:
Accem - Mecca
free will
miracles
Mopus Day - Opus Dei
pray
Prophecies
The Reformed Nation

(More) Especially Offensive Books That Have Been Banned: As Dictated by The One Who Bans Books:
The Adventures of Yingying - The Adventures of Tintin
Backward Stories From Resistance School -
The Mysterious Derelict Civilization - The Mysterious Benedict Society
Steve Plymouth - Scott Pilgrim
The Shadowick Chronicles - The Spiderwick Chronicles
A Crinkle In The Mind - A Wrinkle In Time
The Susie Darkshack Series - The Sookie Stackhouse Series

Prohibited Websites Meant For Subterfuge: As Proclaimed by The One Who Surfs The Cyberspace:
Critter - Twitter
Juggle - Google
MyTaste - MySpace
Countenance Digest - Facebook

Inappropriate Telecasts That Promote Absurdity And Delusions Of Grandeur: As Shut Down by The One Who Restructures The Visual Media:
Flee - Glee
Disappeared - Lost
The Hospice - House
Saw And Molder - Law & Order
The Real Churls - The Real World
Who Wants To Be The One Who Is The One? - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?


"Witch & Wizard" and the sequel, "The Gift".

James Patterson's "The Gift" - Banned Materials

I deciphered the "Banned Materials" for James Patterson's book, "Witch & Wizard" on an earlier blog post HERE.

Here is a work-in-progress for the sequel, "The Gift".


Especially Offensive Books That Have Been Banned: As Dictated by The One Who Bans Books
The Brawlers - Warriors by Erin Hunter (see comments)
Gossip Ghost - Gossip Girl series by Cecily von Ziegesar
The Interesting Crossover Of The Dog To The Shadowland – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
The Thirst Tournament – The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Unfortunate Stones –
Ultimate Armstrong – Maximum Ride series by James Patterson
(Armstrong number - also known as narcissistic numbers; Armstrong numbers are the sum of their own digits to the power of the number of digits.)

Some Particularly Reprehensible Noise Polluters Of The Former Age: As Defined by The One That Monitors Auditory Stimuli
Duchess Goo Goo - Lady GaGa
Dustin Beeper - Justin Bieber
The Red-Eyed Sleazes – The Black-Eyed Peas
Smiley Pyrus – Miley Cyrus
Swifty Tailor - Taylor Swift

Visual "Artists" Who Are No Longer Sullying The World: As Annotated by The One Who Assesses Visual Stimuli
Pierre Pondrain - Piet Mondrian
Paulo Cezonne - Paul Cézanne
Rancher Elfie – Shepard Fairey
Sandy Eyehole – Andy Warhol
Septembre Feynoir – Auguste Renoir
Thanksy - Banksy

James Patterson's "Witch & Wizard" - Banned Materials

I read James Patterson's Witch & Wizard and at the back of the book Patterson includes an appendix titled - Excerpts of NEW ORDER PROPAGANDA as Disseminated by The Council of N.O. "Arts" section.

I felt the need to decipher the "Banned Materials" (with Google's help) in honor of Banned Books Week and how censorship is ridiculous.

Here are my answers (guesses):
Especially Offensive Books That Have Been Banned: As Dictated by The One Who Bans Books
The Blueprints of Bruno Genet - The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick
Margaret's Pen - Charlotte's Web by E. B. White
The Pitcher in the Wheat - The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Thunder Stealer - The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan
Ratter's Trip Down - Watership Down by Richard Adams
Gary Blotter and the Guild of Rejects - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Firegirl Saga - The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer
The Eldest Dragon - the Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr books by Christopher Paolini

edit to add: Maybe The Firegirl Saga is the The Firekeeper Saga; I haven't read this series but it is closer to the source.

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Some Particularly Reprehensible Noise Polluters Of The Former Age: As Defined by The One That Monitors Auditory Stimuli
The Groaning Bones - The Rolling Stones
"Emerald Wednesday" is "Ruby Tuesday"
"(I've Got No) Retribution" is "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Ron Sayer - John Mayer
"Your Skin Is an Amusement Park" is "Your Body Is Wonderland"
B4 - U2
We Shall Be Titans - They Might Be Giants
WWA (Wizards With Attitude) - N.W.A (*iggaz With Attitudes)
Stonesmack - Coldplay
"A Flood of Redness to the Face" is "A Rush of Blood to the Head"
The Walking Heads - The Talking Heads
Toasterface - Radiohead
Lay-Z - Jay-Z
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Museums that Have Thankfully Been Razed By The New Order: As Mandated by The One Who Micromanages Public Gathering Spaces
POPA is MoMA (Museum of Modern Art) in New York City
The Britney is The Whitney in New York City
The Betelheim is The Guggenheim in Bilboa
The Jonesonian is The Smithsonian
The Fate Gallery is The Tate Gallery in Britain
The Fusili is The Ufizzi in Florence, Italy
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Visual "Artists" Who Are No Longer Sullying The World: As Annotated by The One Who Assesses Visual Stimuli
Pepe Pompano - Pablo Picasso
Wiccan Trollack - Jackson Pollock
Max Earnest - Max Ernst
De Glooming - Willem de Kooning
Margie O'Greeffe - Georgia O'Keefe
Freida Halo - Frida Kahlo