I deciphered the "Banned Materials" for James Patterson's book, "Witch & Wizard" on an earlier blog post
HERE.
Here is a work-in-progress for the sequel, "The Gift".
Especially Offensive Books That Have Been Banned: As Dictated by The One Who Bans BooksThe Brawlers - Warriors by Erin Hunter (see comments)
Gossip Ghost - Gossip Girl series by Cecily von Ziegesar
The Interesting Crossover Of The Dog To The Shadowland – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
The Thirst Tournament – The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Unfortunate Stones –
Ultimate Armstrong – Maximum Ride series by James Patterson
(Armstrong number - also known as narcissistic numbers; Armstrong numbers are the sum of their own digits to the power of the number of digits.)
Some Particularly Reprehensible Noise Polluters Of The Former Age: As Defined by The One That Monitors Auditory StimuliDuchess Goo Goo - Lady GaGa
Dustin Beeper - Justin Bieber
The Red-Eyed Sleazes – The Black-Eyed Peas
Smiley Pyrus – Miley Cyrus
Swifty Tailor - Taylor Swift
Visual "Artists" Who Are No Longer Sullying The World: As Annotated by The One Who Assesses Visual StimuliPierre Pondrain - Piet Mondrian
Paulo Cezonne - Paul Cézanne
Rancher Elfie – Shepard Fairey
Sandy Eyehole – Andy Warhol
Septembre Feynoir – Auguste Renoir
Thanksy - Banksy